Real, True, Actual Headlines Of The Zombie Apocalypse
Pregnant Woman, Unborn Baby Survive Being Abducted, Set on Fire, Shot
Dies of hiccoughs.
Miami police kill naked man found eating another man's face
ACLU objects, saying "He wasn't given a fair chance to explain why he was eating that man's face!"
Pope's butler vows to help Vatican scandal probe
Man contends he is expert at probes.
Ga. woman battling flesh-eating bacteria speaks
Says: "Hey! Could one of you guys maybe get this flesh-eating bacteria off my face?!"
Lighter winds help in fight against NM wildfire
Ironically, lighter winds started the fire.
As Blue Crabs Rebound, Maryland Takes Chefs On Field Trips To Promote Them
Free-throw drills with arthropods improve shooting percentage for Kansas City team.


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