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Real, True, Actual Headlines
... and the snarky comments they engender
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Woman: Buy My House and Marry Me!
I'm not clear on this:
is the house so bad she has to offer herself as an incentive,
or is she so bad that she has to throw in a house to seal the deal?
Nev. Brothels Offering Gas Cards
Now we know the price of gas is screwed up.
In Entertainment: Kidman Gives Birth
No, really, that's what it says. I did not watch this video!
Yahoo! News
Obama to accept nomination at football stadium
... and kick off his campaign, no doubt.
More sex means less chance of ED for older men
So let me get this straight: not gettin' any when you're young,
but hey, hope springs eternal even if nothing else does?
Kidman gives birth Monday to a girl named Sunday
Kinda like getting a running back to be named later.
ABC News
Jalapenos, Cilantros Eyed As Salmonella Suspects
Undocumented vegetables to be deported.
What Your Car Trunk Says About You
If your car's trunk is talking, maybe that last "hit" wasn't completely successful?
CNN
South Carolina plans license plate for Christians
Good, it's about time we found some way to control these people.
BBC
Iraqi police discover Uday's cars
Ever prompt and competent PD also reports sightings of foreigners.
Porn appears on rugby programme
No problems, but just imagine the reaction if rugby had intruded into a porn programme!
washingtonpost.com
Saving Michael Vick's Dogs
Issue them So. Carolina license plates.
posted by Mique @ 2:07 PM
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