Real, True, Actual Headlines
Real, True, Actual Headlines
From the Gazette:
Astronomers Find Hot Spot on Neptune
No cover, two drink minimum, and no geologists allowed.
Scientists Find 'Hobbit' Bones in Wrist
They're small, but still, the patient's wrist was really swollen.
Many Haven't Decided on a Candidate
And here it is, only fourteen months before the elections!
Lunch Boxes May Contain Lead
Oh, good! We were worried that little Johnny would have to take his lead to school in his backpack.
Landis Has To Appeal To Sports' Highest Ruling Body
"Sports' Highest Ruling Body" not "Sport's?" ... what's that?
The Supreme Court of All Sports?
Taser Used on Autistic Teenager
No Improvement Noted.
Democrats Vow to Push for Change in Iraq Polcy
Soon, now. Pretty soon.
posted by Mique @ 2:21 PM
0 comments
