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Morgan says it's okay to tell you all that Ben is now walking!  He also talks a little ... Mama, Dada, and Vrroom for anything with wheels.  Morgan and Aaron have also been teaching Ben ASL (sign language), and he signs hungry (eat), bye-bye, finished, bath, airplane, and mama.

 

We purged the swallows' nests from our patio this morning, so I'm just sitting here waiting for the bird flu to set in; in the meantime, for old times' sake:

 

 

 

Well, gee, you don't have to run off and be a lwayer in another country just because you got fired!

 

This is worse than ignoring their plight ... do you think high mileage is their top priority right now?

 

Good idea!  Clinton and Bush have had just nothing but fun in that bathtub!

 

Attention wandering souls: it's okay to believe in Vietnam now! ... ?

 

Yeah, that'll show those starving commies ... no more Lexuses or HDTV's!

 

Geez, this is really ally abuse!  They got the poor guy doing envelopes?  Couldn't a computer do that?

 

Dragon boat race coverage on ESPN2.

 

Also, Republicans are happier than Democrats, married folks are happier than singles, conservatives are happier than liberals, rural folks are happier than city dwellers, the religious are happier than agnostics and atheists, and little kids and retirees are happier than working people (duh), according to a recent study.  I draw no conclusions from this except maybe "ignorance is bliss."

 

Okay, fine.