RTAH Wednesday
Real, True, Actual Headlines
... and the comments that wiggle your toes.
BBC.co.uk
London beats Paris to 2012 Games
"We deedn't wan tha steenkeen Oleempeaks awnywhays," says Chirac.
Church faces record abuse payout
'Scratchin' those 33's catches up with hip-hop priests.
Deal signed to put Olsen in space
Good, Good! But Mary Kate or Ashley?
MSNBC.com
Bush preps for G-8
Workin' up from 'Gee Whiz.'
Aspirin prevents cancer in men, but not women
N.O.W. sues Bayer.
RTAH Tuesday
Real, True, Actual Headlines
... and the comments that reveal my ignorance!
BBC.co.uk
Blair sidesteps French food fight
... cause beef right out of boiling water can never compete with potato strips fresh out of boiling deep fat!
Thai teachers to be allowed guns
If tenured, also ammunition.
Europe bans chemical use in toys
Toys hereafter to be made of ideas.
MSNBC.com
Are U.S. troops too fat to fight?
I don't know ... someone is killing
NYTimes.com
Presidents, picking justices, can have backfires
Dave Barry would suggest issuing them some Beano.
Seantors clash on questioning of a court nominee
... over whether to allow the cattle prod or not.
RTAH 4th of July Edition
Real, True, Actual Headlines
... and the comments that make you want to stand up and salute!
BBC.co.uk
Putin plans Russia vodka monopoly
Games to last much longer, will be possibly violent.
Blair 'warns Clarke over respect'
PM demands props, Aretha classic.
Saturn rings have own atmosphere
It's kinda laid back, easy-goin'.
Harry teacher wins Eton tribunal
Dumbledore gets to keep 'old school tie.'
MSNBCNews.com
New FDA warning about antidepressants
Bummer!
NYTimes.com
Despite fears of mad cow, grillers get set for the holiday
Hey, we won't let an little irreversible, uncurable, progressive brain deterioration get in the way of a good burger!
