Wednesday, June 22, 2005

RTAH Wednesday

Real, True, Actual Headlines
... and the comments that leave you wondering.
 
BBC.co.uk
 
Israel cracks down befor summit
I don't care, the master's on his way!
 
'Infertility Time Bomb' warning
Will be used to combat 'Population Explosion.'
 
Juries face axe in fraud trials
As a result, they are really attentive to the judge's instructions.
 
US spyplane crashes in SW Asia
Recycled headlines are us.
 
Ketchup spat executive leaves job
Well, he should ... that's disgusting!
 
Italian stars slow to join Live 8
Sign up for concert from speeding Ferraris.
 
Tax credits backfire on families
You're not supposed to eat them!
 
MSNBC.com
 
Fight Alzheimers with active brain
Preferably, your own.
 
Reproductive tourism gaining popularity
... or, getting screwed on a travel deal.
 
Who are the foreign fighters in Iraq?
Uh, the U.S. Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force?
 
Yanks explode in eighth inning
Horrified fans undergo couseling.
 
Common virus may kill cancer cells
So, forget all that stuff about staying home if you've got a cold.

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