RTAH Saturday
Real, True, Actual Headlines
... and the comments that make no sense.
BBC.co.uk
Gazprom opens doors to foreigners
.. as long as they're juniors or seniors.
Jerusalem bans gay pride parade
"Look, Israelis and Palestinians hate each other already. If we also have to hate the gays, it just gets too complicated."
Record £4.9 m for Bacon portrait
A rasher price was paid for picture of eggs.
'Mammoth task' for new UUP (Ulster Unionist Party) leader
Pol taken aback at first, when he thinks they said "mammoth tusk."
MSNBC.com
Miss World wants to sue plastic surgeon
"Well, I won! What did I need him for?"
No Viagra for Medicare, Medicaid patients
New rules not hard on elderly, poor.
NYTimes.com
U.S. general sees no ebb in fight
Battles rage without electronic bulletin boards.
Poll shows modest change in levels of anti-U.S. mood
Radicals around the world no longer want to behead Americans, now only want to "chafe them severely."
Age 16 to 25? The Pentagon has your number, and more.
Older than 25? Younger than 16? I wouldn't relax quite yet.
When medical marijuana is misused
For example, if you eat the butts when you get the munchies.
Testing changes ordered after U.S. mad cow case
Unceasing testing of the "No Cow Left Behind" program finally sends one unlucky bovine over the edge.
Rain returns, and some clouds develop
Huh? Where did that rain come from?
posted by Mique @ 5:00 PM
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