RTAH Monday
Real, True, Actual Headlines
... and the comments that make them beg for mercy.
BBC.co.uk
Lebanon voters 'welcome change'
Votes apparently are much cheaper there than here.
CIA 'knows Bin Laden whereabouts'
1) But we just don't feel like capturing him right now, okay?
2) Somewhere in the mid-East, right?
3) But we're not tellin'.
Rice urges Egypt to extend change
To help with the Lebanon election, I guess?
Troubled EU leaders to meet Bush
Looking for guidance from the master on acting as if you don't give a crap what anyone else thinks.
Climate 'key to Africa future'
There would be much more tourism to see the Kalahari and the jungles if it were just cool and dry there!
MSNBC.com
Oil prices hit new all-time high
Headline uses extra superfluous redundancies!
Cablevision plans to take company private
Ooh! Where are they gonna take him? Disneyland?
DiCaprio hit with bottle at party
... and Crowe wasn't even there!
Cruise pranksters could face charges
1) "Face" charges, get it?
2) "We were only offering a tribute to 'Rainman,' faux reporter said."
3) "I couldn't resist ... he's such a squirt!"
Childhood influences may prevent dementia
Insanity is hereditary ... you get it from your kids.
NYTimes.com
New posts considered for U.S. commanders after abuse case
New posts! Oh, the humanity!
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